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Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015
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Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.
"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."
by Much ado December 2, 2016
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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017
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blue room unicorn

When you open a porta potty door, and someone shit on the lid of the toilet. you make the same face you would if you saw a unicorn.
Hey Vic, did you see the glorious blue room unicorn in shitter 3?
by FracStrike September 18, 2017
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Comm-fucking-unication

Used to indicate frustration at the servere lack of communication between a small group of people occupying the same space.
"If the Comm-fucking-unication improved we might have some idea of what was going on"
by azza87 August 30, 2018
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Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
by Reece Duval December 26, 2019
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Fairy dust and unicorn urine

( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde
Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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