An alternate meaning for the U.S. government, instead of Uncle Sam, particularly when handing out sweets. Usually said facetiously or sarcastically. Also connotes blind bureaucratic laws that pay people for not working or for researching how drunk women get horny, or even corrupt elected officials who pay off their contributors and voters to keep them in the pork business.
Cain't wait 'til Uncle Sugar gets my money sent so I can buy some more crack!
Uncle Sugar shure knows how to keep peoples voting for him--just give 'em mo' money.
Uncle Sugar shure knows how to keep peoples voting for him--just give 'em mo' money.
by Gladius Rutter August 05, 2010
Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.
by Wonton March 25, 2003
"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
by PapaLewy January 27, 2017
by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009
"Uncle Rock, is that the horse's pee pee?" "Uh yeah it is, whats a matter, ya never seen a cock before, a horse cock?".
by UncleRock4u October 30, 2010
When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.
He gave me an uncle richard.
by Canabalistic Worm July 06, 2018