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Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016
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turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.
My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.
by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023
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turbo snail

a term used for a guy called kye
by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
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Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.
Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"
by Pusywater March 17, 2023
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turbo charging

The act of violently shaking before rapidly pissing ones pants
Timmy was turbo charging and then he just pissed everywhere!
by inter_colonental_pissle August 9, 2025
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Turbo Cunt

A massive cunt who looks at Spond but decides not to respond at all to their availability.
“Sion Morris has seen Spond and not responded again, what a turbo cunt.”
by Mad Dog 9 August 27, 2025
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Turbo Lover

You won't hear me
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other

Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
by Death Menace May 15, 2023
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