Tuhtals

Jonathan the Zombie's favorite animal.

"And now we have Jonathan the Zombie, who just got an awesome new face painting. What do you think?"

(blank stare}
"I LIKE TUHTALS."

by Jonathan the Zombie January 6, 2008

Tuna Dip

When a female places her bare vagina on the forehead of a sleeping or passed out victim; the female version of "teabagging"

When Chris passed out on the couch after drinking too much, Erica dropped her drawers and gave him a tuna dip.

by Smaps February 4, 2010

Tuna Scoop

Verb - The act of luge starting 2 females simultaneously. Hands start out palms down and then you follow with a vaginal scoop, scooping towards your body. This is also known as the female version of ski poles.

Hey Mandy, I love the way you were tuna scooping those two hot blondes last night!

My hands are really cramped today from all that tuna scooping I was doing last night.

So did the CEO tuna scoop her last night?

by Brown Team August 17, 2011

Tuna Drops

Putrid smelling mud monkeys/bowel movements that slide out like slippery fish after eating nothing but a bounty of seafood for a week. The odor is often so foul that victims mistakenly find the smell delightful and immediately develop mercury poisoning.

Jake: "Dude, don't go in the bathroom for a while. I just had the gnarliest tuna drops."
Sam: "I'm hungry."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

tentacle sama

A gay tentacle who fucks men

Boss:Tentacle sama~

by Tentacle April 2, 2017

tuna juice teabag

When you dip your scrotum into tuna juice, then let cats lick it off.

Dude, my friend Meghan wouldn't come over so I had to settle for a tuna juice teabag!

by Pattypan666 April 23, 2018

lil tuna box

1. A girls pussy that smells like tuna

2. Someone who washes their pussy to fuck with someone else’s man

There’s a bitch out there somewhere who is washing her lil tuna box to go fuck with someone else’s man

by Unst.Juggernaut February 22, 2019