Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 01, 2024
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jade tucker

Jade tucker is a unique emo girl whos very nice sassy but stands up for what believes is right and never lets anybody bully her friends especially her best friend morgan
Woah she is pretty tough
Bet shes a jade tucker
by Jade Tucker March 06, 2017
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eliot tucker

An absolute flappy fanny who relies on others as he cant support himself through any aspect of life
you just a big dizzy eliot tucker
by FrozenSolidSeal March 18, 2019
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Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.
Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.
by The_Master356 July 28, 2017
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Tucker size

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size
by Cart boss 2.0 October 09, 2021
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Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)
“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”
by Dorf rrats December 09, 2022
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alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022
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