Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012

hogs tooth

Showing signs of getting fat, usually in a woman.

"Watch out fer that one, she gettin' the hogs tooth, boy"

by bennyhanna1982 February 1, 2014

slut toothpaste

Cum

jizz is cum is slut toothpaste

by pete7201 December 24, 2015

Donkey Tooth

The male version of a camel toe, in this occasion the pants of a male person is stuck in the penis hole

Girl: Hi Thomas how was your bathroom break

Guy: oh my it was just so swell I'm glad I broke for the bathroom when I did
Girl: Ew!!! what the fuck is that Thomas, you have a Donkey Tooth
Guy: oh shit I do!!

by Poseidon May 24, 2016

TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)

A slender-legged woman who is endowed with a disproportionately larger bosom.

Hey Bro, You see Ed's new girlfriend? Her rack is amazing! She's all TNT (toothpick 'n' tits)!

by tumamatambien April 2, 2017

loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.

by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018

California Toothbrush

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019