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Pro Troll

A Pro Troll is someone who has so fully mastered the art of internet trolling that they can troll anyone at any time and who themselves cannot be trolled--even by other Pro Trolls. To reach Pro Troll status is to reach the highest form of Trollism and is oft compared to the Hindu belief of reaching Nirvana. It is rumored that only a handful of Pro Trolls are in existence today, but this cannot be confirmed do to the reclusive nature of troll culture.
There have been no confirmed examples of Pro Troll activity. Many experts assume that this is because those involved in the Pro Trollery have since left the internet to live a life of quiet solitude, or that they fear being caught talking to authorities thus ensuring a trollicking like no other. A witness protection agency is currently in development.
by TheFIB August 25, 2011
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Troll Orgy

When a troll posts on another trolls thread trying to troll a trolls thread.
Troll 1 "Jennifer lopez is da bomb and i banged her /true story"

Troll 2 "Ya but your mom was better!"

Troll 3 "Hey you guys i just saved 20% on my car insurance by banging both your moms Buttsecks style"

Forum Mod "Thread closed since a troll orgy broke out"

See also Troll Patroler
by HankHill99999 September 7, 2011
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troll harder

phrase used in web flames to mock opponent's poor argumentation
Ed: It was awful movie.
Tom: Troll harder.
by tommy_c December 14, 2009
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Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.
Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!
by Uncle Wiggly April 9, 2021
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Cannibal Troll

A troll that spends its time troll baiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent on wasting the time of others. Ironically, cannibal trolls help make the internet a better place by distracting trolls and gathering them all together at the same location.
Cannibal Troll: I KNOW I'M FUCKING FAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST ON THE COMMENTS THAT I'M FAT!

Troll: stop eating fat cakes fatty
by Koirui July 7, 2010
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Troll

adj. and noun:
An outrageous insult directed towards someone who is grotesquely ugly. In more specific circumstances, this has been known to have been shouted towards someone who is in a wheelchair (either for permanent disablilty reasons or even just temporary injury).

Generally can be used as a derogative word!
1)Oi! Look at that girl, she's got troll!

2)"Who? you mean that spazzy Trolly thing, sitting over there
by Freddy White April 10, 2006
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trolling idiot

n. One who belongs to a forum and uses a majority of their posts to be obnoxious and/or to pester their fellow forum members.
Slargos, the Swede, is a trolling idiot.
by GOD ALMIGHTY May 22, 2004
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