Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
Get the tom delongemug. When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019
Get the Shit Tommug. by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019
Get the tom barbermug. To be above reproach in all things, or to be equally intelligent and beautiful. To be Tom Fahey is to be always right. Linked to a laidback cynical demeanor it cannot be encapsulated by mere gestures or attidus. To be Tom Fahey is a way of life.
OMG see that guy smoking a joint over there, he is so Tom Fahey.
I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
by PropaPlopa May 18, 2011
Get the Tom Faheymug. noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it
brandon: that's gross bro
brandon: that's gross bro
by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018
Get the Tom Cruise Itmug. The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)
'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
by Muff Potter February 9, 2014
Get the Tom Jonesingmug. This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.
Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.
by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020
Get the Sketchy Tommug.