toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

Pulling a Toaster

Originated from an Assetto Corsa player who "pulled a toaster" because he thought he was ignored.

Its a term used when a person no-one gives a fuck about, decides to leak spicy information to the opposition of any kind.

Zema wanted to race and hes new.
I want to give the new guys chances too, so that they won't be pulling a toaster.

by yourmamageylol March 8, 2018

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry

"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016

toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it

Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her

by Slim veezus September 22, 2016