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slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.
Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.
by JDUB59 July 12, 2023
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Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
by Weiner World February 23, 2021
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The Soggy Weiner Game

Similar to the soggy bisquit game. But with women. The first woman get a frozen solid hotdog then masturbates with it to orgasm. Then passes it to the next who does the same. Who ever pulls out the limp weiner (defrosted) must eat it.
Oh man, I heard Cheryl had to eat the weiner after playing The Soggy Weiner Game last night.
by Osiris007 December 26, 2023
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weiner weiner

When you don’t know how to describe something but you want to get straight to the point of what you’re talking about.
Antonio: So boom, I was listening to um.. Weiner Weiner and it was absolutely insane man.

Asylum: Nigga..Weiner Weiner?
by ambronio June 10, 2022
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pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode
Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.
by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009
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Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.
I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.
by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025
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pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.
by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014
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