To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
Get the JP the Shittermug. Your post reads like if you’re an intern at the Sunek costumer service, tough language for a guy that elected a street shitter.
by IsraeliHitman February 11, 2024
Get the Street Shittermug. A player, usually in Fortnite, who chokes edits, build, positioning. This usually puts them on low levels in tournaments as they shit the bed.
Masa: "Damn, Arya is such a shitter, he couldn't even place in Top 1000 in the last EU Cash Cup"
Arya: "Yeah, vouch"
Arya: "Yeah, vouch"
by CrackedDed September 16, 2020
Get the Shittermug. UK- the toilet or person's bum hole.
Toilet term- I'm busting for a shite, just going to the shitter.
Bum hole term- banged that bird last night, right up the shitter.
Bum hole term- banged that bird last night, right up the shitter.
by Dave Peteo August 11, 2023
Get the Shittermug. by imalwayspooping February 2, 2022
Get the Shittersmug. Guy 1: oml i hate these fucking black people
Guy 2: stop being an e-shitter bruh your gonna get yourself arrested
Guy 2: stop being an e-shitter bruh your gonna get yourself arrested
by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024
Get the E-shittermug. -Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap
-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"
-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"
by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018
Get the Shittermug.