Skip to main content

michael needs to shut up

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe
by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022
mugGet the michael needs to shut upmug.

Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
by Dexterprog November 25, 2010
mugGet the Needs TV make-upmug.

does aiden need sleep

Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?

Person 2: hell yeah he does
by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019
mugGet the does aiden need sleepmug.

Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.
by tirtle July 2, 2018
mugGet the Everybody needs a kosher snackmug.

I need more booletz

A reference to a TikToker who acts as a NPC to get donations. He reacts to the donations you send, for example;

*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.
"I need more booletz/boulets"
by Mat7421 August 16, 2023
mugGet the I need more booletzmug.

sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".
1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
by ItzPexic August 8, 2022
mugGet the sure need new newmug.

I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021
mugGet the I need five volunteersmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email