Murphy is a fun loving friend. she is a jokester at times but is gery focused when she needs to be. She is very responsible and is very helping. She is smart, but doesnt think she is. She will make fun of you, but in the end its all a joks. She is always up with the latest trends. She always knows how to make someone feel better and get them to laugh. She can always hang out when you are free. Murphy is a great best friend.
by Poopybuttfacehole4375 November 24, 2018
Get the Murphymug. How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
by CKP Team November 13, 2019
Get the headdie murphymug. Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!
Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.
Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.
by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021
Get the Wet Murphymug. "You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistancemug. You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shavingmug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug. 