Liberal propaganda is the use of distorted media coverage, half truths, deceit, denial, and other means to promote certain ideas and beliefs. These philosophies may be related to or associated with politics, however Internet-culture loosely uses it as a synonym for fake news.
"Insert Idea here Is liberal propaganda! I will not stand for such dishonesty!"
"The local radio station was broadcastng liberal propaganda."
"The local radio station was broadcastng liberal propaganda."
by Soul__ November 06, 2020
An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.
Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
by Tommie Salami October 31, 2010
A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.
Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"
"No, I guess not."
"No, I guess not."
by Reasoner August 27, 2006
A self-proclaimed intellectual who is proud to associate themselves with
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.
Megan won't date Republicans but really loves her Chevy Suburban SUV. She's a classic Starbucks liberal.
by Winston Fung July 11, 2006
"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)
by james r. johnson March 26, 2008
Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
Total liberation is a political concept which takes anarchism, anti-capitalism, intersectional feminism, animal liberation, anti-colonialism, and earth liberation (or social ecology); combining each of these movements into one struggle through the construction of a hierarchy-analysis which highlights the parallels between all of the different forms of domination and oppression which these movements oppose. Common examples of structural hierarchies which are identified by total liberationists include the state, capitalism, cisheteropatriarchy, white supremacy, ableism, colonialism/imperialism, and speciesism or anthropocentrism. Proponents of total liberation typically advocate for veganism and creating political change through direct action.
Jesus: yo I listened to this totally sweet talk on total liberation online, it seems pretty intriguing, and I think this approach to politics is really insightful!
Buddha: yo total liberation? that's totally my jam!
Buddha: yo total liberation? that's totally my jam!
by Choose Compassion Always April 29, 2021