Boris Johnson

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.

The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

The Brothers Johnson

Black men. Sometimes, Black people.

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson

by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021

reverse johnson

When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.

Man he sure gave me reverse johnson!

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.

someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”

by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023

Scarlett Johnson

She a hotie and is thicccccc. Everyone thinks she is fire

Damn you wish you looked like scarlett Johnson Bitch!

by Asher A SMASHER March 4, 2022

blow johnson

a sweet blow job

Hey Santi, will you give me a Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis May 27, 2004

Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

by Jimmythabeast July 22, 2007