Wintermint Surprise

Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.

"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"

"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."

"You're fucked up dude."

by Dalane August 26, 2013

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Hymen Surprise

When you don't know the chick you're fucking is a virgin, and you break her hymen, causing her to bleed everywhere and then use her blood as lube.

Did you see that awesome hymen surprise last night

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Dark Surprise

The act of stabbing someone and then deficating into the wound.

“I’m going to give you my dark surprise.”

by Rim Reaper 69 December 16, 2018

Brownie Surprise

When a white married couple has a baby together and the baby comes out black

Jacob: WTF why is our baby black?
Catherine: .... This is a brownie surprise

by zachholt May 4, 2011

chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

SURPRISE BITCH!

Needs no explanation. If you honestly can't figure out what it means, you're a fucking retard.

SURPRISE BITCH!

by No surprises :( November 17, 2010