Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021

Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.

She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.

by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021

Michigan

Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.

Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”

by That smart motherfucker October 15, 2021

Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021

Michigan Flamethrower

When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."

Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"

by FreshCut May 27, 2012

Michigan Slee Stacking

When you and four of your friends roll up on a chick and presuaivly convince the chick to take all of you on at one time in a discreet or a non-discreet location.

Michigan Slee Stacking, Me and my firends rolled up on her and Michigan Slee Stacked her.

by Chickenhawk7 July 25, 2011

The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)

The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.

by DR124 September 19, 2011