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Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
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Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
by Semen licker June 12, 2021
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Mcdonald's M

The large M seen outside McDonald's stores. The M is yellow and signals that you are at McDonald's.
by xXMorgzfanboiXx November 1, 2019
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McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021
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Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.
Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?
by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 16, 2022
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mcdonald's food

Them shoes are like McDonald's food
by Hi._. June 15, 2017
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Ronald McDonald

A scary ass monster disguised as a goofy mf but in his free time killing children with his scary blood red fingers to make meat for his fast food restaurant to have a place to launder his methè money wait fuck thats kernel sanders
Btw he's overpowered in mugen.
by Donald McDonald May 13, 2022
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