john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

Real key

It’s like low key but the real shit.

That’s real key.

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Sam-key

A large measurement of sniffable drugs off a key equivalent of a standard line

Had a sam-key of MD last night and I was off me nut

by Crewefiend May 29, 2018

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 15, 2010

Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021