Gym

An enormous orgasm for middle schoolers

Dude we are playing dodgeball at the orgy today at gym

by SkeetSkeet Quail April 15, 2019

Gym micro set

😜😜😜 burned 700 calories and yah ate after so.....

🤣🤣🤣 Gym micro set.

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 9, 2020

Gym Brain

The glazed over inhibition-free state of mind achieved during and after a good workout.

Man 1: where was jim?

Man 2: He was at the gym, look in his eyes. he's got that gym brain.

by sinister9695 May 6, 2014

Gym gator

Gym Gator:

One who hits the gym Hard,

One who really sweats it out in the gym,
One who doesn’t waste time in the gym,
One who comes in gym positive and doesn’t care who is watching or talking about him .

His a gym gator, he always comes in and doesn’t waste time chatting, he hits the gym, he always comes in with a positive work out attitude , he doesn’t care if people are talking about him or watching him, his goal is to hit the gym and nothing else.

by B.4.U. October 17, 2021

gym envy

Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.

Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)

Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy

Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%

You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday

Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!

by Jon b April 10, 2017

Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.

'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''

by strandedharper April 20, 2017

giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.

Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.

by anonymous February 26, 2025