Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Granny Gasp

When you unintentionally make food taste better

I Granny Gasped when I overpoured Tajin in my cucumbers

by Martini1267 October 16, 2025

Granny mur

A total ballbag

You see your granny mur she’s a ballbag

by Origanog123 August 20, 2022

batok granny

a person that is a nonce. He does not cooperate in school projects

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by obobkaba November 22, 2023

Granny stoner

It is our god

A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.

by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023

disco granny

Crazy old people from the 60s that still think their "hip" so to speak

You're a disco granny

by The creator of disco granny September 14, 2017

Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.

Working outside, I got a granny necklace.

by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024