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Golden Monsoon

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.
My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.
by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016
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golden buzz

The perfect ratio between alcohol and weed.
The golden buzz.
Bar scene
Guy 1: “Hey bro?”

How you doin’?”
Guy 2: “Golden buzz!”
Guy 1: “Sick!”
by GoldenBuzzGuy June 9, 2023
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Golden Codex

Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.
Golden Codex in dm's at 4 in the morning: "hey mann im the alphabett mannn"
by phsiclord May 4, 2020
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Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD
Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador
by mysterious fag October 2, 2016
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golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.
"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."
by Bart June 4, 2003
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Golden Arms

U-God, one of the original 9 members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Has Some mad verses in Da Mystery of Chessboxin', Triumph, and many more.
Solo Album: Golden Arms Redemption
by Sam Hotham January 3, 2008
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Golden Slumberer

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.
Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!
by bmillaa May 1, 2010
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