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Let's goat

When you have to go, like goats do sometimes.
Everybody's ready ? So let's goat !
by Gustarve February 12, 2015
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orgy goat

Orgy Goat is a mythical creater that has the ablity to cum 20,000 times per second, and never runs out . His cock is bigger than the United States Ego. Yes it is that massive. When in non fucking the shit out of everything and spewing cum about he is eating the souls of the Irish for they have created him. When he is fully turned on to the massive degree his cock reaches past his own face and makes him tip on his hine legs and when he humps you your body is distroyed there is no turning away. He has only one attack. When he is fully turned on he will spin around spewing cum everywhere, I mean everywhere , on the celing , on the floor , on the couch , on your mom's wedding dress , even on you. So don't turn him on alone, you will regert it . In order to please the orgy goat you must rub his testicals and sacrafice a virgen to his goatyness. If no sacrafice is met he will cum in you and get you pregnant, even if you are a guy.
Do not bend over in front of that goat. He is the Orgy Goat and he will mount you !
by Bloodhands August 9, 2016
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Pat a Goat

Verb~ The action of brushing your side fringe out of your eyes.
when your with your mate and their fringe is covering there face you say," you gotta pat a goat"
by olliee88 June 24, 2010
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space goat

A hero goat that protects the universe from evil.
"space goat to the rescue"

"IS IT A SHEEP?... NO.. ITS SPACE GOAT"
by -Wayno Triple J All The Way August 11, 2006
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Goat Lips

When a girl give a guy a hickey with her vagina.
Cindy gave Johny goat lips.
by KrazyCosmo August 21, 2006
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old goat

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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goat roper

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!
by KatK November 26, 2007
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