Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

Summer Aids

Summer aids is for sufferers of 'prickly heat' and is directly linked to the red skin rash that occurs from it.

"Whats wrong with your skin man?!"

"I got summer aids.."

"Looks like you got aids longer than just summer dude. ..."

by Mitc667Hell September 3, 2013

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.

"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."

by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

AIDS Grenade

A bloody tampon from a woman diagnosed with AIDS

Susan is on her period and the dog keeps eating her AIDS Grenades

by Morbidpete October 12, 2018

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022