techno priest

Someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. Some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. Often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . All religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.

guy 1:"Dude I straight up shot that guy in the face!"
techno priest:"You know if this was real life god would send you to hell for killing a man. But if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-"
*(techno priest) booted*
guy 1:"Damn techno priests, annoying is what they are."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

techno

long, tedious music..often with perpetual intros. repeats about 36 times. some of the better techno songs have a piano. many mixes (such as candleligh verion, club remix, etc.) that all sound the same with different background music.

do do do do..do do do do do do do do do do do do..do do do do do do do do do do do do..do do do do do do do do do do do do..do do do do do do do do do do do do..do do do do do do do do do do do do..do do do do do do do do do do do do..do do do do do do do do

if you could copy and paste music then techno would be plagarism

by psht September 5, 2003

techno

form of music created by banging head on wall while tripping on acid and jumping up and down on bagfulls of mice while wierd lights flash.

that techno stuff is inhumane and should be outlawed!!

by grisha July 16, 2003

techno

Modern day disco
Performers use computers to make music because they have no talent to do so themselves. The culture it has spawned is the same as the club culture of the late 70's early 80's, the only difference being ecstacy has replaced cocaine as the drug of choice. Popularized by attention deprived youth who fill the lack of love in their life with relationships based on common ecstacy experiences.

we don't need any examples, we all know what this is.

by your name January 16, 2004

techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003

techno

type of music that is really annoying. the reall song is actually 15 seconds but they keep on repeating it different ways for like 5 min which makes it one of the wrost type of music.

by muh October 31, 2003

techno-tard

Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.

Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!

by a/l April 20, 2008