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The Taste Of Monkeys

One who kicks the shit out of cancer and comes out the other side glowing like a Scotish uranium mine from all the chemotherapy but still manages to maintain a positive outlook and sense of humor in the form of poorly drawn but brilliantly depicted ms paint comic strips entertaining a mass of drooling trisomic nerds that can't get laid.
I love The Taste of Monkeys. Does that make me gay?
by Bushman4244 December 24, 2008
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tasterneeter

A word to describe the act of being horny at school, or in a social situation, usually to the point of genital arousal (nipples, boner), etc.
Jake was a frikin' tasterneeter today, he kept bumpin me in the halls every chance he got.

Lei must have been a tasterneeter today, cause her nipples never stopped being hard and you should have seen what she wrote in her note to me...

LaVonte, you a tasterneetin' today?? haha Cause you have a tent in your cords.
by Emily the Pony January 20, 2005
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Tater

A nude picture, usually sent via text message, of someone you really don't want to see naked. Usually the person sending these messages is oblivious and just sends them for the hell of it.
Orin told me I've got a tater coming today, I need to watch my phone like a hawk so I can delete it in time.
by Rhern1985 June 15, 2011
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whiskey tater

Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out and the need to post 'impressive' and usually unopened bottles on social media.
That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.

That tater started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey.
by mastertater June 22, 2019
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tater sauce

A tattoed man who doesn't like boobs, and prefers the company of the same sex. Can also be used as slang for homosexuals.
I didn't know they let tater sauce's work in machine shops...
by lakalakalakalakal October 16, 2008
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taterade

A beverage consisting of potato soup and gatorade. One of the worst things one can ever drink.
If you don't clean your room right now, I swear to god I'll make you drink your weight in taterade!
by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009
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Texas Taterchip

The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip
that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid
by km BJ December 22, 2004
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