Tall-less

Being without the tall. This word can be used to describe anyone shorter than you, even if they're 9ft tall. Only if they're shorter than you

Person 1 looks at person 2
Person 2 is 1 cm shorter
Person 1 in their head: Damn, that person is tall-less

by Jusyes February 7, 2021

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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

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Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021

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