50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts October 20, 2015

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Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

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Shadeful

Very shady and slightly sensual!

Did you see how Josh made out with that guy like 5 minutes after we arrived? He is being so shadeful!

by Benzzieezz July 11, 2020

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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx October 25, 2017

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Shade-Central

Inspired by train stations and dedicated to the people who are surrounded by and exude shade.

Shade and the act of throwing it needn’t be explained. If you don’t know about it, urban-dictionary it.

Janet : Omg, you guys check out this new face face mask I got.
Susan : It’s not going to help.

Becky : Geez! Easy, shade-central!

by sully_sidethot March 31, 2019

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