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Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.
~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”
by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022
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Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.
In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"
by kramssor April 25, 2009
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oompaloompa syndrome

a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa
by nikkiej94 January 10, 2008
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catboy syndrome

when someone has denial of being a catboy but becomes one anyways in the end. specifically xiao and venti
“CATBOYS ARENT REAL! I WILL NEVER BE A CATBOY.” venti pursued as xiao was firmly agreeing with him.
“…”
“what happened to venti and xiao?”
“they were in the denial stage of catboy syndrome.”
by hu.taq July 20, 2021
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Lympus Syndrome

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.
The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.
by Y-7-9er February 7, 2013
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MSU Syndrome

When a person is mentally retarded but decides to be a pretentious, know it all who has no flaws; and always want to point out the flaw of others. When someone is a complete moron but decides to talk as if they were the one smart enough to teach Albert Einstein quantum physics. A trend following zombie that is to busy to keep up with viral trends till the state of lose of all self individuality. Can be related with the stereotypical attitude of the average Student of MSU (Located in Shah Alam, Malaysia).
Person 1: "Hey man, I have seen you in forever! You still living in Shah Alam.?"
Person 2: "No, I moved. Shah Alam has too many people with MSU Syndrome. How do you even put up with living that close to dumb asses?"
by Azalea Einstein February 17, 2017
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Thacker syndrome

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."
by Kz October 17, 2012
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