Spicy Surprise

When a man douses his penis with Tabasco sauce secretly and then immediately proceeds to insert his penis into a girl's vagina balls deep.

John: I gave Shirley a Spicy Surprise last night and she squealed like a stuck pig!

Jack: Shit son! Oh no you didn't!

by Ojpoj July 23, 2013

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shotgun surprise

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.

derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single

by shocktrooper December 9, 2010

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Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010

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Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.

I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!

by .Bruk November 15, 2009

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after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

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