Silver Surfing

The act by which, typically following the ingestion of large quantities of alcohol, one is unable to prevent bodily discharge from both the mouth and anus at the same time.

- "I feel like I'm about to start silver surfing"
- "Beau silver surfed all over Alex's carpet"

by Matthew I January 1, 2009

shoulder surfing

checking out better online chatting prospects. you may be engaged in a chat with someone, but keeping a look-out for a more interesting chat partner.

Jack was constantly shoulder surfing for Tracy, while he chatted with Jill.

by Shandell April 15, 2008

Swag Surfing

1. When one has so much swag that they can surf on it.

2. When one is really hyped up and is going ham.

"Oh my gosh! I won the lottery! I'm swag surfing!"

"Damn, I can't believe I made it to the best Urban Dictionary entrees ever! Swag surfing!"

by Swagsurfer September 20, 2013

backpack surfing

A sport I created, similar to backpack riding, except this is done solo, a person throws their backpack across a smooth floor, and then runs and tries to jump on it, usually ending in injury.

"I'm a professional backpack surfer!"
"Oh man, did you see that guy is out from backpack surfing?"

by come_as_you_are13666 September 23, 2008

Subway Surfing

To walk along train tracks, often whilst graffitiing.

Nah, yeah, Johno and I went Subway Surfing the other night.

by PercyOrville November 11, 2020

Bus Surfing

Running up behind a bus and holding on.

Usually in gangs to see who falls off first.
(Not for the weak - falling off face down is not unusual)

Me and the gang went bus surfing last night!
"really? who fell off first?"

by Hanzianna June 18, 2006

surfing

the shittest sport in the shittest world

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT

by Kris Engelhardt October 8, 2005