Bitty Surfin

Going to a certain place where you know there will be numerous amounts of hot girls. You scope them out, and try to get numbers.

Ted was at the beach and he was bitty surfin all day long

by bittysurfinallday July 17, 2010

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 8, 2008

The Butthole Surfers

Only the best band EVER.

I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes....

by PWnaGE March 2, 2005

sausage surfer

a male who rides another males penis

that dude is such a sausage surfer

by nizzle July 22, 2003

SurfBoard

Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"

Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.

by adriennebasedgod January 3, 2014

surface dweller

1. A fake person
2. A shallow person
3. Someone who is only concerned with their physical image/appearance and material things. Spirituality and morality do not apply to this person.

That fake ass bitch is a surface dweller.

by Clix Crusade March 18, 2011

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008