A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Supportmug. by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024
Get the Child supportmug. 
by NKYGUY3732 June 15, 2022
Get the Supportmug. when a transphobe gets confused and, in an attempt to intentionally misgender a trans person, accidentally use the right pronouns or gendered language while still using transphobic language.
Trans woman: *makes a coming out post on social media*
Transphobe: "YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE GOD MADE YOU THAT WAY"
Trans woman: "Thank you for the Aggressive Support."
Transphobe: "YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE GOD MADE YOU THAT WAY"
Trans woman: "Thank you for the Aggressive Support."
by Cheeseburger Apocalypse January 31, 2021
Get the Aggressive Supportmug. by anonymous September 11, 2021
Get the Life support discardermug. The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
Get the Looming Support Syndromemug.