The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

putrid suit

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.

That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit

by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023

Suit Snoot

A temporary attitude of snootiness brought about by the wearing of a suit. It is mostly men who are affected by this phenomenon.

Did you hear the way that fella spoke to me? His trouble is he's got suit snoot.

by Arthur Denton 2008 February 23, 2009

Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023

duck in a suit

A very popular Twitter account

Person 1: hey do you follow Duck in a suit?
Person 2: of course I do, who doesn’t?

by Duck in a suit October 17, 2020

Suit-Cheezer

Somebody who always wears a suit to flex everywhere he goes.
Work, Gym etc.

*At the BBQ*
Larry: 'Why the fuck is Max wearing a suit?'
Garry: 'Oh he is so a Suit-Cheezer'

by sad_programmer September 5, 2018

big man in the red suit

Nick names for Santa Claus

The big man in the red suit was coming down the chimney on Christmas Eve.

by Bonny Eagle December 19, 2016