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Disney Dad

A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.
My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.
by T.L.R. July 13, 2009
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Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!
by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009
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fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
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Dad Rage

The intense burst of rage that a father gets when he finds out his child just crashed his new car.
Dad:"You did WHAT! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CAR COST!"

Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."
by LO15 May 17, 2010
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Guy's Dad

Commonly used to insult somebody by saying that their Dad is old or disabled.
Harvey: (Talking about a friend's father) Allow your Guy's Dad mate, he's bear old
by Harvey-Man January 20, 2009
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Josh's Dad

A Highly Skilled Van Driver. Also The Owner Of A Fake Ice Cream Truck
Josh's Dad
by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015
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Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 6, 2016
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