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Disney Dad

A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.
My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.
by T.L.R. July 13, 2009
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Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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Josh's Dad

A Highly Skilled Van Driver. Also The Owner Of A Fake Ice Cream Truck
Josh's Dad
by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015
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dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.
Yer dads a goat lad
by Goaty boy July 18, 2020
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Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 6, 2016
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emo dad

Pete is such an emo dad
by Breadbin urie's forehead September 21, 2017
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indian dad

"InDiAn DaD DeMaNdS YoU TO GO TO KuMON"
by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019
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