student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

studeraber

A rude, yet funny nickname for someone with the name of Studer

Hey what's studeraber doin I wonder?

by lexie dragon January 22, 2014

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

studex

When you ask your potential fuck buddy to study together as an excuse to have sex with him/her.

Hey Mark did you try to studex with Ann again yesterday?

by xjas_x June 10, 2016

Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.

Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.

by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017

studderthrust

The act of thrusting your penis vigorously while finalizing ejaculation; largely resembling a studder.

She knew I was finishing when I studderthrusted in her warm pussy/asshole/mouth.

by Rotwang619 (JA) May 4, 2017