Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.

Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.

by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021

Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon

"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"

by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Judy stretcher

When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button

I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet

by few2020 November 10, 2021

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

by giantballslover February 8, 2022

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022