Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squalorate

The ability to tolerate household squalor until guests are scheduled to arrive or you prepare to sell the house

I can't squalorate the condition of this bathroom or this hallway rug any longer, it must be cleaned!

by teachdgd June 29, 2024

squelck

Someone who is in a weird relationship with ducks.

BillyBob is a squelck

by YouRakeU’nt July 5, 2024

squelqing

squelqing sticking your head in a woman’s vag squaking loudly while the woman drinks your semen

squelqing was wild last night

by Madfunnysir February 29, 2024

Squelking

Maximizing your

Ability to shoot sperm and range

I was squelking to shoot my sperm very far

by Ante555 March 9, 2024

Squalormandered

It means to be put into a position of squalor and filth by an overarching authority or government

“The people of North Korea are squalormandered!”

by That One Word Maker March 25, 2024