Take out the spring. 

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

Take out the spring. by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

Incestuous Off-spring by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

Incestuous Off-spring by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ. 8=======D

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

Incestuous Off-spring by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break 

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike

P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break by Gbbfjdjdejrnr March 31, 2024

Breezy girl spring 

The point of balance between a female who transitions from warm girl fall, in a snug cosy outfit under a blanket with a book and hot chocolate by a warm fire, to hot girl summer, in a sizzling swimsuit holding a pina colada in one hand and her phone choosing between tunes of the summer in the other.

Hey, did you see the clocks go forward? I feel like I'm in my breezy girl spring mode already. I can't judge between a hot chocolate or Pina colada in either in joggies or white jeans. Do fuck it it. I'll have a baby Guinness while wearing a denim jacket.

Breezy girl spring by Weather person season April 1, 2024

Rites of Spring

If Green Day are the fathers of all motherfuckers, then these guys are the fathers of emo.

1983 — 1986

"But I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked"
– 'For Want Of' from Rites of Spring's 1985 self-titled debut album

Rites of Spring by 7568ino March 30, 2025