Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

sperm doner

man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids

my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them

by clement parkes March 28, 2008

bubblin' sperm

A term from an adult parody of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

"Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
He took Elie Mae and he threw her on the bed,
Down with his pants and out with his worm,
And up through her legs shot bubblin' sperm"

I gave her a facial with bubblin' sperm.

by Dread Pirate Walker December 8, 2007

sperm-roulette

When 8-12 guys cum into a mug. You stir the cum with a large kitchen spoon into a thick milky consistency. Then find a funnel-like object and insert the smaller end into a passed out, drunk female's genitalia. Slowly pour the blended substance into the large end of the funnel and place your bets on the poor bastard that gets her preggo. That is how you sperm-roulette a girl.

Dude remember the party last weekend when we had a great game of sperm-roulette!?

by LittleOldMan_69 November 7, 2013

sperm whale

A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.

Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!

by Mark H June 24, 2004

yellow sperm

A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."

Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

spermed

(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.

Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!

by Sperminator September 7, 2008