A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
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A Speedmod is a modifier in several music games like In The Groove, Beatmania, Dance Dance Revolution or O2Jam. A lot of Speedmods look like "x3" or "x 2.5".
Explaination:
When you play a song the notes of the songs will be displayed according to the BPM of the song (Beats per minute).
After you used a Speedmod the scrolling speed of the displayed notes will increase or decrease, but it won't change the BPM of the song.
Many players are using Speedmods to increase their playing skill and timing.
A Speedmod is a modifier in several music games like In The Groove, Beatmania, Dance Dance Revolution or O2Jam. A lot of Speedmods look like "x3" or "x 2.5".
Explaination:
When you play a song the notes of the songs will be displayed according to the BPM of the song (Beats per minute).
After you used a Speedmod the scrolling speed of the displayed notes will increase or decrease, but it won't change the BPM of the song.
Many players are using Speedmods to increase their playing skill and timing.
Example:
Song BPM = 150
Scrolling Speed = 150
Speedmod 0.5x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 75
Speedmod 2x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 300
Song BPM = 150
Scrolling Speed = 150
Speedmod 0.5x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 75
Speedmod 2x = 150 BPM, Scrolling Speed = 300
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