Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019

Modern soldier

Absolute hottie. He has lots of money too

Modern soldier is a hottie

by Sexhaver123 April 22, 2021

The Sledge

Don't search The Sledge, there is nothing to find. Go away.

Jimmy: Hey, did you hear about The Sledge?
Kai: No
Fin: No
Clancy: No
The Sledge: No

by "The Sledge" May 19, 2022

Winter-Soldiered

A case where a fictional character is brainwashed into doing something they don’t want to do. Named after Bucky Barns the Winter Soldier.

Dude, character’s name was winter-soldiered in insert tv show, movie, book or game.

by Blackbird42069 June 30, 2023

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

Ride the banana sled

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store

"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) July 5, 2018