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socrates

A wise guy who liked to talk and chill with his homey g's
Socrates:Wut up dog
Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.
Socrates:So you smart?
Guy:yea
Socrates:Dumbass?
by Erik Urdiales October 25, 2006
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SoFA

Nerd 1: How was Ninja Gaiden 2?
Nerd 2: I give it the SoFA!

Fratboy 1: How was Heather?
Fratboy 2: She gets my personal SoFA.
by MrDecker April 4, 2008
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Dirty Sofiane

When a man seduces several women by pretending he cares about them but is only looking at forcing them in group sex.
This guy is such a liar, he’s a real Dirty Sofiane!
by Mamazelle April 2, 2020
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Socrates

An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.
Pretentious first year university student:

Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?

Normal person:

You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?
by Hollywood Halk October 30, 2008
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sofa strut

n. the act of boning on a sofa.
i want yo butt. lets do the sofa strut.
by the locsta February 14, 2008
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Socrates Face

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.

"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
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Sofia

So·fi·a
/sofeeuh, sowfeeuh/

noun

1. A name used to describe a beautiful beaner girl who is magical and makes girls named Anna feel special..

verb

1. One who is being a depressed whore but it lovable anyways

"That girl is such a Sofia!"
"She's a Sofia but I love her anyways"

a person very dear to Anna

1. Anna's soul mate who she will always love and adore
"Sofia is such a Sofia but Anna loves her anyways.
by UmExcuseMeButWhatTheFuck December 7, 2018
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