SneezeShaming

When a person gets shame'd on because they sneezed.

Guy 1: *Satisfying loud sneeze*
Guy 2: ew dude why are you sneezing so loudly we're in a pandemic
Guy 3: Ey man stop it with the SneezeShaming!

by MacaroniLover69 June 21, 2021

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Sneezecucked

When you're about to sneeze several times in a row, and then finally you end up not sneezing.

*aaaa-... aaaAA... aaaAAt....* Fuck, I just got sneezecucked.

by kcucezeens July 1, 2021

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Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

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Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021

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Sneezer teaser

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.

Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.

by HanieFannie November 25, 2021

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A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.

Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."

Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."

by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022

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