sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.

Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.

by pnutbutta May 28, 2011

Sneeze

Sneezing just, essentially means complaining and/or being a bratty type about something

1: Ugh, please stop sneezing about this, it’s not a big deal.
2: it’s not something to sneeze about.

by Anxiousglue April 19, 2024

sneeze blueball

the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm

oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.

by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011

mask sneeze

when you have a corona mask on and you sneeze and snot goes everywhere

in the middle of the business meeting i had a terrible mask sneeze, that shit went in my mouth

by BIGNIGGABOB33 December 4, 2020

Venom Sneeze

“We are sneeze”

“What y’all doing” the famous phrase of Mr. Sneeze; Venom Sneeze being an alternate pronunciation and spelling of his governmental name

by SquidGarnt July 31, 2024

sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019