military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.
"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."
by Supernutbar April 05, 2023
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Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over
She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.
by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021
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Super-Sizing

The act of buying pants/shorts three sizes smaller than your waist to make your Penis and or testicals appear larger than they actually are.
Hey jannet, I think andrew finally grew a package either that or hes Super-Sizing
by Ruger187 January 05, 2011
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henny size

When your penis is bigger or equal to 7 inches.
Aye girl my third leg henny size
Girl: “what size was it”

Other girl: “it was henny size girl
by 7kup August 24, 2018
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Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando October 17, 2015
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husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband
jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »
by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022
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