Simpsons

1. the now lamest show on earth
2. THE REASON WHY FUTURAMA WAS CANCLED (To many faggy simpsons fans didnt even bother watching it)

I aint watching the fucking simpsons! Now, change it to Futurama before i kick you simpson loving ass to anartica!

by Paint July 31, 2006

doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 12, 2008

The Simpsons

#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.

#2 The best show in television history

#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.

#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!

^ The Simpsons

by Spikesy July 8, 2006

ashley simpson

A girl I would really like to fuck

Ashley Simpson is a major hottie

by Dan Baran October 22, 2006

The Simpsons

Let me tell all of you stupid ass clowns,we dont care if you dont like the same things we do.So go FUCK OFF!

Hahahaha! You like the Simpsons and they suck!
Me:Could I give less of a fuck?

by Gman May 5, 2003

Jessica Simpson

A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.

She is SUCH a jessica simpson.

by phoebeeee January 30, 2007

The Simpsons

I've always liked The Simpsons, and for all the people who are trying to act like "die hard" fans of the show.. You can't pick and choose seasons you like, and say others sucked, because that makes you a poser. Don't know the word? Look it up. Only a true fan would embrace EVERY episode, old OR new, and not bitch and complain like attention starved hookers about how it's gotten "stale" or whatever.. And as for all the rest who have nothing but negative shit to say about the show, why the fuck would you even be posting on this thread anyhow? oh, that's right! to get some god damn attention. So how about you run along and have mommy change your diapers, and come back when you've stopped acting like whiny ass cry baby bitches! The Simpsons always has been, and always will be great. And seems as though this is a thread about THE SIMPSONS, how about all you fucktard panty waste ass bags take your talk about other cartoons and put them where the fuck they belong...?

Random poster on Urban Dictionary threads: Hey let me leave a defenition on here that has absolutely nothing to do with The Simpsons.. And afterwards, I'll go cheat on the sheep with my sister, and later stick my baby dick all up in my dads ass, cause I'm a brain dead dick breathed ball-less bitch ya'll...

by dilly faggot dicks r 4 chicks! June 6, 2009