Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

patient sixty seven

BLEGH

Have you heard of Patient sixty seven?

BLEGH he responded with

by BLEGH? March 8, 2023

Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Eiffel sixty-nine

When you have a foursome (at least) where two people engage in 69 and two people deliver penetration to the 69ing participants at the same time. Nice. An advanced Eiffel Tower. Way different from Eiffel 65 except for the part where someone might turn blue da bu dee da ba di

I'm sorry Sarah, this is an Eiffel sixty-nine. Next time bring a friend

by Disco lunch box March 23, 2024

Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024