Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

by wisemen experience July 19, 2011

Ass Shit Express

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.

1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express

by MsmittE October 19, 2011

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016

Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing

Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.

by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.

Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*

by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020