Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

Shitting on the Chickens

When someone complains or puts down someone's work or project, even when it is quality work.

"Bob's welding was awful, he really doesn't know what he's doing."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."

by ManateeSteve January 21, 2023

Shitting

Shitting is when you ate to much taco bell then you go to the bathroom and shit your ass off.

Me-After eating taco bell i was shitting all over the place.

by Beifkwim March 25, 2023

Shitting it down

When the phrase "pissing it down" just doesn't convey HOW HARD ITS FUCKING RAINING

A: Has the rain cleared up yet?
B: Nah, its fuckin shitting it down mate.

by Squishen April 1, 2023

Shitting my sack

Are you bull shitting me?

Are you shitting my sack?

by Sackshitter May 7, 2023

Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

Shittingbourne

Commonly referred to the Kent town sittingbourne. The town consists of small minded townsman who believe that the whole world revolves around living in the me9-me12 postcodes and nowhere else. If you do come across this saying you will have finally met a human being who understands they live in such a Pathetic and chavvy area. Stay away from murston, Kemsley Quinton and Milton or you’ll probably get robbed by some 23 yo pikey who uses phrases like gauga bread and muvers die.

People like to pretend that their hard around this area when they start boxing for a local club and bowl it around sittingbourne spoons or vineyard. Stay away from these people! They know everyone in the town as they’ve never left including there families and probably know absolutely everyone they walk past down the high street.

Everyone here likes to think they have pikey relatives, they are one themselves or really want to be. Don’t ask me why but if a shop called dress like a wrongon was opened up, the queue would be ridiculous.

Person 1: “fancy a night out in shittingbourne?”

Person 2: “no thanks! Would rather shit in my hands and clap.”

by Monkeytennis22 August 23, 2023