Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.

It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.

by Yaweh September 16, 2005

Server Vulture

Developer who runs around laying claim to any available servers on the network to dump his shitty code in without permission thereby forcing it into production.

We're out of test servers cause the dev team is a bunch of Server Vultures...

by Network Guy March 25, 2008

Severious

A cross between "severe" and "serious."

There was a severious pileup on the highway due to dense fog.

by Momtoabbys February 5, 2010

severiously

severe in a way that is very serious.
originally muttered by intoxicated being.

that was severiously messed up.
dude!!! that was severious!!!

by haats February 12, 2010

servers are gonna crash

When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.

SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!

by 123poopmeister January 19, 2011

Server Fart

When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.

1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.

2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?

by Kalisiin February 26, 2011

servering

a term commonly used by offshore it support staff to say a server is up and running and fully functional with no issues found. this term has been widely adopted and slowly being used by international it services companies.

"the server is servering"
"the server has bluescreened and unable to continue servering"

by Dudebro5000 June 4, 2013